What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 12:44

What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Humans have evolved and become hairless and odor free. How do other races learn about evolution since evolution does not apply to them?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

After a series of tumors, woman’s odd-looking tongue explains everything - Ars Technica

Octopussy

Dr No

-”Ah so!”

Are people who cite the 2nd Amendment honestly familiar with what it establishes?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

"Can God create iron that God cannot bend?" Isn't it unreasonable to ask this about a being believed to have created logic? After all, God can create a logic that we can't understand right now that both are possible at the same time, right?

A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Can the right person make a narc want to change their ways? Is love that powerful? Has anyone seen this or experience it?

From Russia With Love

Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

MAGAs are becoming unhinged and violent about Musk being called the United States President. If MAGAs think Trump is the Commander in Chief, why aren’t MAGAs blaming Trump for what DOGE is doing to Americans?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Who's your celebrity crush?

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Do women like watching men sucking men?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Goldfinger

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Autem nesciunt sint et reprehenderit non fuga beatae et.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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